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Zanmi l dwe | kòb

A Anonim 1970-01-01 212 gade

Pataje blag sa a:
Se te yon nonm ki gen yon zanmi ki dwe l yon kòb.<br>
Zanmi a pa janm sispann ba l manti.<br>
Epi yon lè misye leve li di: Jodi a fòk mwen jwenn kòb la.<br>
Li ale lakay zanmi an.<br>
Li rive li mande: Kote Mesye Djo?<br>
Moun yo di: Li te la, men li fè yon sòti.<br>
Misye di: Oke pa gen pwoblèm.<br>
Lè Djo retounen, pa bliye di l mwen te pase kote l.<br>
Epi pa bliye di l pou mwen lè l ap kache,
sonje antre pye l pi fon anba kabann nan.

Mo kle:

# kache # kabann # kòb

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Zanmi an renmen kouri

Zanmi 1: Poukisa ou ap kouri konsa? Zanmi 2: Paske mwen bezwen yon bagay. Zanmi 1: Ki bagay? Zanmi 2: Mwen bezwen repo!

Pwofesè ak Toto

Pwofesè: Toto, èske ou te etidye pou egzamen an? Toto: Wi, pwofesè. Pwofesè: Oke, ki tit premye chapit liv la? Toto: Chapit 1, pwofesè!

Papa ak pitit

Pitit: Papa, èske ou ka ede m ak matematik? Papa: Wi, kisa ou bezwen konnen? Pitit: Konbyen 2 plis 2 fè? Papa: 4. Pitit: Bon, ou pase!

Toto ak dòmi

Maman Toto: Toto, li lè pou al dòmi. Toto: Men mwen vle kontinye jwe! Maman Toto: Ou kapab jwe nan rèv ou. Toto: Men rèv mwen pa gen kontwòl!


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