Native Haitian Quotes ✨ Sitasyon kreyòl ayisyen: bèl sitasyon sou lanmou, fanmi, travay, lavi

His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird face.

Come live in my heart and pay no rent.

✍️ Samuel Lover

Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

Every day, I fall in love with you more and more. Well, not yesterday. Yesterday you were pretty annoying.

You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love.

✍️ Robert Fulghum

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

To love is to suffer. To avoid this… one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.

✍️ Woody Allen

He stole my heart, so I am planning revenge. I am going to take his last name.

I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they’ll panic and give in.

✍️ Emo Philips

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.

✍️ Judith Viorst

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!

✍️ Lucy Van Pelt

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love, or I had smallpox.

✍️ Woody Allen

Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell!

✍️ Joan Crawford

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly and the cheese to my macaroni.

I love you more than coffee, and that’s saying a lot!

Well, well, well, who is this beautiful man? Your versatility keeps me wondering. Can we stay in bed all day?

My friends never fail to remind me that I got the best man. Your face constantly brightens my dreams and leaves me mesmerized. I love your sense of humor.

Your sense of humor would probably have won you a spot on most comedy shows, but luckily, I got you all to myself.

If there were best looks awards, you’d probably come in first, second, and third at the same time.

So you mean to tell me that love wasn’t invented by you? Wow.